Introducing Click-to-Teleport Extensions (beta)
Google will not be held responsible for any teleporting related injuries, unexpected time travel or any other teleporting risks, such as those demonstrated in The Fly.The fastest way from point A to point B
Click-to-Teleport extensions allow potential customers to instantly teleport to your business location directly from a search ad. Forget CTRs, conversion tracking and call metrics – one click and a customer is instantly standing in your business location and ready to shop.
A new way to drive in-store sales
Our teleportation technology shortens the "online-to-store" conversion funnel by providing searchers with an easy way to visit any business and convert. On average, advertisers using Click-to-Teleport extensions have seen their offline sales increase by 3600%!
The end of location targeting
Take your business global by allowing searchers from anywhere on the planet to teleport to your store in a matter of seconds. With Click-to-Teleport, a New Yorker craving sushi can instantly dine in Tokyo. Please note that while in beta, there is no “teleport back home” option for users; you are responsible for providing return transportation or calling a taxi for any teleport customer.
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