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My first day as a car salesman...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Alex Snyder, Oct 19, 2017.

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  1. Alex Snyder

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    Customer: Cargo space?
    Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
    Manager: Can I see you in my office?

    :)
     
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    fellow salesman : " That's not how you tie a Balloon"
    Me: " My god what have I gotten myself into"
    .. 19 Years later ..
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    Haha! Yep, the car business taught me more about balloons and making popcorn than any one man should ever know...
     
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    Brand New VP of Sales (Pre-Owned Division) first request to the Marketing Director (me):

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    He just had to have it...
     
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    (Circa 2005) Customer pulls up in a 1989 Chevrolet Celebrity...

    Customer, "Can you give me a ballpark value of my car?"

    Me, "To be accurate can I ask how much gas you have in your vehicle sir?"
     
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