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Car Jokes & Funnies

Very good idea on the acronyms Alex! I smell a contest idea when we've got a good base of followers!
No contestants should be allowed to use this site as a resource: Automotive Humor, Car Jokes ;)

The have 11 just for Saab:
SAAB


  • Some Ass Actually Boughtit!
  • Styling Absent After Buyout
  • Backwards >>>> Bad Asses Always Suffocate
  • Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
  • Sad Attempt At Beauty
  • Send Another Automobile Back
  • Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
  • Sorry Assed American Buyers
  • Start Adding Additional Brakefluid
  • Stop Asking About Brakes!
  • Sorry As A Bum
 
No contestants should be allowed to use this site as a resource: Automotive Humor, Car Jokes ;)

The have 11 just for Saab:
SAAB


  • Some Ass Actually Boughtit!
  • Styling Absent After Buyout
  • Backwards >>>> Bad Asses Always Suffocate
  • Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
  • Sad Attempt At Beauty
  • Send Another Automobile Back
  • Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
  • Sorry Assed American Buyers
  • Start Adding Additional Brakefluid
  • Stop Asking About Brakes!
  • Sorry As A Bum

Dude ... you took my secret site and exposed it to the world. :cursin: