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I fed this theme to Claude.ai

  • "Carvana: Turning YOLO into OH NO since 2024."
  • "DoorDash your meals, Carvana your wheels - the millennial guide to speedrunning bankruptcy."
  • "Who needs a rainy day fund when Carvana's got same-day delivery?"
  • "Carvana's target demographic: Old enough to click 'Buy', young enough to think recessions are just scary bedtime stories."
  • "Carvana: Turning your parents' 'when I was your age' lectures into reality, one overpriced car at a time."