Dear valued customers (choke choke),
We are restoring services and will get to you shortly. [We are restoring customers based legal contracts and how much they bring in to us, if you haven't gotten your service back on yet, please upgrade and pay us more and will get you online ASAP).
We are providing you valuable security prevention ideas. [lol, we are too cheap to update our software or we got phished and want to warn you to not make the same mistake]
If you are getting this emails at your company email address just ignore them. [basically, your compamy email security sucks so make their day harder because they are ham stringed too]
We are performing a restoration phase. {we are giving vague updates because we don't have a clue to as for when.
Sincerely, [we are too cheap to pay $8-10 million dollars, we have knee capped your with our contractors, and want you to know that we will settle out of court so that other customers can't use the first case we loose as a prcidint.]
CDK
