Unsure about a paint meter, but I'd prefer a YAWN METER mechanism insert for some of the posts of these lamo jack-of-all-trades, masters-of-none agencies with unserviceable, piss-poor marketing models and terrible ROAS.
What equates to Yawns / Minute? Is there a term for it or formula? Yeah, yeah... the Wuhan Virus, but yawns are far more contagious. Beware!