Interesting YELP strategy ;)

[ryan.leslie]

This one's just for you @Jeff Kershner. I know how much you love YELP.


Step 1: Copy all of your filtered positive reviews to the clipboard.
Step 2: Rate your business with a 2 star review.
Step 3: Paste the content of the filtered 5 star reviews into your 2 star review.
Step 4: Grab a cold beer and enjoy the feeling of VICTORY.



Disclaimer: This is for amusement only! The author is not responsible for any damages incurred from following this advice.

 

[skutchhenks]

That's brilliant. Seriously we should all do that, they would never get removed, only 4-5 star yelp ratings do.

On another note, I have been waiting for somebody to point their finger at the yelp mis-justice - thanks South Park!

And then this fake $10m lawsuit, yelp vs. south park, just incredible... and everyone believed it! Why? Because yelp. They are one notch below truecar on my scale of loathe.

 

[Jeff Kershner]

I admit. I believed it. It's yelp...

 

[Jeff Kershner]

This one's just for you @Jeff Kershner. I know how much you love YELP.


Step 1: Copy all of your filtered positive reviews to the clipboard.
Step 2: Rate your business with a 2 star review.
Step 3: Paste the content of the filtered 5 star reviews into your 2 star review.
Step 4: Grab a cold beer and enjoy the feeling of VICTORY.

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Disclaimer: This is for amusement only! The author is not responsible for any damages incurred from following this advice.

Love it! You know someone reading this is going to give it a try. Why not!?

 

[Baron Ringler]

What are they going to do? Are they going to then punish you be removing your good reviews? The worst they can do is remove the offending post.

 

[Nick Spolec]

Actually, I just did this! We had 39 "filtered" reviews, which were all 5 stars. But the only review showing on our Yelp page? a 1 Star dogging, tearing our store apart....

 

[Jeff Kershner]

Actually, I just did this! We had 39 "filtered" reviews, which were all 5 stars. But the only review showing on our Yelp page? a 1 Star dogging, tearing our store apart....

That's Yelp for ya. Crooks.

 

[JamieS]

All these replies and nobody asking why V12 has a Yelp page?

 

[yagoparamo]

@Ryan Leslie

Do you know how many people read the reviews Vs just get guidance by the total star rating?