An SEO expert walks into a bar....

[Jeff Kershner]

"Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels . "Time to move!

 

[bzweifel]

GSM walks into my office. "Blake, Prius sales are down, we need to get more aggressive on the internet!"

"I hear you boss, but I can't compete with the Chevy Volts, I heard they are running a fire sale."

 

[ddavis]

GSM walks into my office. "Blake, Prius sales are down, we need to get more aggressive on the internet!"

"I hear you boss, but I can't compete with the Chevy Volts, I heard they are running a fire sale."

Toyota "Moving Forward" ....even when you don't want to

 

[Zhendrix]

I got two short jokes and one long one.....

joke joke jooooooooooooookkkkeeee!

 

[john.quinn]

Toyota "Moving Forward" ....even when you don't want to

 

[Alex Snyder]

"Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels . "Time to move!

Did you hear about the brand new French rifles for sale? Only been dropped once!

 

[Zhendrix]

Dubstep joke for all you Dubstep music listeners:

Knock knock: Who's there?
Bob
Bob Who?
Bobwhaaa whaaa bobwhhaa

A Brief Introduction on Dubstep Production - Dubba Jonny - YouTube

 

[danoneil]

We had a customer come in who was upside down in his trade. Turns out the guy is a trapeze artist and was just hanging around.

 

[Dave Ferkler]

Skeleton walks in to a bar, asks for a pint of Miller Lite and a mop.