@joe.pistell I asked Bard to make your sarcasm "funny." Enjoy!
Chat GPT will play as well...
"Two car shoppers stroll into a bar, and one of them looks like they've just discovered a hidden treasure. They turn to the other shopper and exclaim, "You know what really grinds my gears? Those car shopping websites that try to make things easy by showing us all the options in one place! And that pesky radius setting around my zip code? Ugh, it's like they're plotting against us!"
The second shopper raises an eyebrow and leans in, "Oh, but have you heard of the mystical dealer-specific data lake? It's like a magical realm where your choices vanish into thin air, and you're left with just one dealer's inventory! I can't resist the thrill of scribbling down YMMT, features, packages, miles, and prices on my trusty legal pad!"
The bartender, utterly confused by this bizarre conversation, decides to ditch the fancy drink menus and offers a deadpan response, "Well, well, well, looks like we've got a fan of fewer options here. How about a can of Bud? It's the pinnacle of simplicity!"
The car shoppers burst into laughter, realizing the irony of their quest for less choice. As they clink their cans together, they raise a toast to the bartender who clearly knows their preference for streamlined decision-making."