Vint Cerf, Tim Berners-Lee, CERN, the Pentagon's Advanced Research Projects Agency, Xerox PARC, Al Gore et al. all need to be included as defendants, as the Internet is clearly at fault along with Jeff. Somebody in there MUST have deep pockets!
Although I haven't received any donations YET for our legal slush fund, I have begun assembling our legal dream team. Here is a commercial for our new, lead counsel:
Can't beat 'em, sue 'em! The only thing more American than that is Apple Pie and Baseball.
There's a family in my area who gained wealth through multiple, quite frivolous lawsuits against private parties (that likely ruined their lives) and they have the audacity to put up $50k worth of Christmas lights every year and create some kind of spectacle while everyone else turns off their 5 decorations by midnight as to not waste any money on the electric bill.
Vint Cerf, Tim Berners-Lee, CERN, the Pentagon's Advanced Research Projects Agency, Xerox PARC, Al Gore et al. all need to be included as defendants, as the Internet is clearly at fault along with Jeff. Somebody in there MUST have deep pockets!