Crap - it is coming down hard here. We were only supposed to get rain in Virginia Beach. Hopefully it will end soon, but right now it looks like a blizzard with big puffy flakes and 30+ MPH wind.
All you need is a card board box and a magic marker.
Step 1. Take card board box and rip into 2 x 3 sheets.
Step 2. Use markers to write on box, start with Richmond on the 1st one. On the 2nd one write Jacksonville. On the 3rd one write Orlando or bust!
Step 3. Have your wife drop you off on the side of 81
Step 4. Wait for a trucker named Bubba to pick you up.