- May 1, 2006
- 3,907
- 2,883
- Awards
- 13
- First Name
- Alex
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?

Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
fellow salesman : " That's not how you tie a Balloon"
Me: " My god what have I gotten myself into"
.. 19 Years later ..
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Brand New VP of Sales (Pre-Owned Division) first request to the Marketing Director (me):
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He just had to have it...
Automotive sales professionals share humorous anecdotes from their early careers, including mishaps like awkward customer interactions, learning dealership quirks like balloon tying and popcorn-making, and unrealistic requests from management. The thread showcases the learning curve and sometimes absurd experiences that come with working in the car business. The underlying sentiment is one of camaraderie—these veterans found the chaos worth it, with one commenter noting they stayed in the industry for 19 years despite the rough start.