Uncle Joe's Make Over Diary

[john.quinn]

Our gal Ling, keeps raising the bar: CAR LEASING CHEAP LEASE CARS SALES CAR LEASING CHEAP CONTRACT HIRE DEALS

Hey -- how 'bout a warning, huh? I almost had a seizure viewing that page...

 

[joe.pistell]

Hey -- how 'bout a warning, huh? I almost had a seizure viewing that page...

Not sure who here found Ling first, but, after I cleaned the coffee off my screen, and you REALLY look at what's she's doing there... it's F'KING AMAZING.

I am a long time Ling Fan.

 

[joe.pistell]

Ling's call to action page (there is safety in numbers)

These cars are between initial proposal and delivery in my system. When delivered, they disappear from this list. UK's paper work is unlike ours, but, Ling shows the PEOPLE IN LINE.


And Free Delivery too!

hahahaha.... LOVE IT

 

[Alex Snyder]

Our gal Ling, keeps raising the bar: CAR LEASING CHEAP LEASE CARS SALES CAR LEASING CHEAP CONTRACT HIRE DEALS

If you ever wondered what happened 9 months after Vegas and Atari got together....

Ling is a member of DealerRefresh View Profile: LINGsCARS - DealerRefresh Automotive Technology Forums :thumbup:

I think you need to consider this value proposition on your VDP's Joe:

DO YOU SMOKE?​

FREE CAR FOR SMOKERS	The £££ cost of smoking is the same as a new car from Ling! ...IF YOU QUIT
	Renting my C1 costs the same as 13 fags per day!

 

[Alex Snyder]

You should also add this page for sure: CAR LEASING CHEAP NEW UK CARS FOR LEASE CONTRACT HIRE CAR LEASING

 

[joe.pistell]

"Cigarettes Kill... much better to rent cars from Ling."
"Renting my C1 costs the same as 13 fags per day!"


hahaha...

Hmmm... How many butts does this Malibu sell for?

 

[joe.pistell]

Office webcam is too cool LINGS CARS CAR LEASE DEALS MERCEDES CAR LEASING DEALS WEBCAMS (UK sleeps while we're awake)

From Ling.com What does the TV do?
The TV keeps everyone in my office aware of all my customers and visitors online, and tells me who is visiting my website. The TV also displays the waiting time for proposal and sales (Emma C and me) and admin (Guy, Emma M and Jon) replies...



Tell me that's not a BRILLIANT customer to sales rep bridge tool!!
Tell me that's not a BRILLIANT sales motivation tool!!

DAMN! Game on Ling!

 

[LINGsCARS]

Hellooooooooo everyone,

hahahah, glad you enjoy everything.

Hope you understand I have advantage in the UK because the whole industry is very conservative, a lot of dealer websites and service is average or poor. Many franchised dealers are overly controlled by the manufacturers.

I really do my best to entertain with my website, my latest promotion is the "safety card" and advice like in aeroplanes.

Thanks for all comments. I really admire a lot of the spirit in USA car dealers, I have particularly good relationship with Jay at Beverley Hills Porsche in LA... but the UK suits my business as the geographical size of the country is perfect for my service (I can be truly national).

It has been a hard time over past few years for UK dealers, but I have always been profitable - that is my main aim. Pointless to lose money. Latest Euro crisis is affecting confidence at the moment. Fortunately with plenty of cash in bank, I am holding my breath.

Certainly the web is becoming a bigger part of the future.

You'll be interested that I do all my own SEO (my 80 year old Earl does that) and web stuff (no designer) and I never spend a penny on PPC.

Hope I haven't caused any migraines... ... I am on twitter at @LINGsCARS

Ling

 

[Jeff Kershner]

Your amazing Ling. Thanks for checking in with the community. Joe, we should do a short interview with Ling for the blog.

 

[joe.pistell]

Your amazing Ling. Thanks for checking in with the community. Joe, we should do a short interview with Ling for the blog.

Only if she cranks out some crazy cool Ling art for us!!!